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Dad Demotivational Poster


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am, #231279
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am, #231226
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am, #231225

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231110
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am, #230970
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230451
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230424
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am, #230416
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm, #230398
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm, #230387
challenge accepted


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


SOMEONE'S DAD - has some explaining to do




YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm, #248082
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm, #226550
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am, #221221
Too old to live..


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm, #222149
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm, #222141
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #222137
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm, #222118
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am, #222091
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am, #222089
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am, #222081
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


BECOMING A FATHER - is a lot easier than being one


TAGS: dad poser son
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:26 pm, #221966
So very true!
anusripper - July 26, 2011, 6:10 am, #221917
i lold when i read all that


FATHER TO SON -


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm, #233116
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm, #233108
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm, #233106
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226144
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm, #225071
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm, #225062

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm, #224990
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm, #224989
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm, #224988
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm, #224987
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm, #224986
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am, #224984
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am, #224982
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am, #224943
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am, #224932
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am, #224929
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am, #224923
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm, #224907
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #224905
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm, #224904
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm, #224903
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm, #224902
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm, #224900
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm, #224899
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm, #224898
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm, #224897

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224896
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm, #224889
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224888
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm, #224883
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am, #224872
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm, #224865
5uperman 5trong!


WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




SEASON'S GREETINGS FROM STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - Spock has spoken.




DAD I AM -


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm, #244333

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am, #196710
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm, #195722
Perfect.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm, #195720

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm, #195718
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL


BUT DAD??? - I still have 10 notifications


TAGS: dad school
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by fredcruz1234

BOSSthefurry - November 22, 2011, 4:01 pm, #226068
This is so much like me it's not even funny. :o


WELCOME HOME DADDY -


TAGS: dad son
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 24, 2012, 6:39 pm, #238670
out5tanding
Seeker22 - August 24, 2012, 3:13 pm, #238667
What about BEER ???


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am, #118565
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm, #118384
I dont get it...


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by steph1

Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm, #228315
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm, #220222

5weet 5teph...very.


MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew




NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm, #238968
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm, #238964
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234455
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am, #234447
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm, #227129
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




PRIDE -




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




WALKS -


TAGS: dad daughter walk
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:12 am, #230987

Thanks, Iconoclast and RL.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:20 am, #230978

wow.
Iconoclast - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm, #230930
Outstanding! Very true! 5L


BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper


TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm, #261680
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm, #232142
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!


WHISKEY MEDICINE - Dad needs his.


TAGS: dad
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by eric

Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:55 am, #28872
i lol'd! mostly because my gf has been a monster for about 2-3 weeks now. not exagerating either :( i need more of my whiskey medicine


A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.


TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by smalltownguy

smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am, #214377
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am, #214375
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am, #214312
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm, #214227
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm, #214222
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm, #214201
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars ***ed together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumsh**tyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am, #214197
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.


homo milk -


TAGS: dad loves it
Rating: 2.18/5

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God - December 7, 2008, 1:51 am, #42497
I am infinitely loving, and I like g**s. Its those stupid humans who wrote 'my book' that didn't like g**s, and they just slipped there own sense of morality into it. Now stop posting **** like this, Motifake is my favorite site.


NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am, #222551
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm, #222511

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


FATHER'S LESSONS -




MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm, #234777
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


KEEP WAITING -




DEVELOPMENT -




VIGILANCE -




DAD! - ARE THOSE MOM AND YOU?


TAGS: mom dad film
Rating: 4.05/5

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DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!




WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm, #129716
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm, #129660
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm, #129655
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm, #129654
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129593
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129592
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


YOUNG AND OLD - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.




DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.13/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242993
You were very ph**o-gene-ic


STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.




THAT NIGHT - little billy realized that dad wasnt "just wrestling" with uncle jeff in the basement




DADDY -




WHO THE DADDY? - Yoda the daddy


TAGS: who yoda daddy
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by rerun

hmmm - October 2, 2009, 5:06 pm, #123386
FIRST
zarg - October 2, 2009, 2:56 pm, #123360
Obamas Other uncle
Daz - October 2, 2009, 6:03 am, #123293
Nice one, but I'd have picked Gollum as the father here...


PARENTING -


TAGS: dad humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 25, 2014, 7:34 pm, #253301

I thought that was rather cavalier of him, myself...
Greeny - February 25, 2014, 7:28 pm, #253300
No Gloves? No Way!


SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm, #208281
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm, #208257
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm, #208250

destined to become a traditional favorite


DADS -


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245768
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245757
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am, #245749
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm, #245742
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm, #245740
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm, #245739
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm, #245737
Now it makes sense


FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...




JUST WANT HIM BACK -


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm, #230895
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the b@lls. Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm, #230856
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230842
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am, #230817
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


WINDOW PAINS -


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am, #181676
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am, #181654
Appaulinger
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm, #181339

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm, #181338
Yes!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm, #181233
HaHa! Your daughters a wh***! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm, #181232
nice, great ph**o, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm, #181230
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am, #252562
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am, #186888
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am, #186883
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am, #186881
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless


LOOK DAD - It's mom... WTF is she doing with that guy?




YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?


TAGS: daddy arnold ****
Rating: 2.36/5

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Agamemnon218 - April 4, 2009, 4:34 pm, #70446
"I'm a cop you idiot!"


The Santa Clause -


TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm, #251348
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm, #240773
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm, #240770
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240740
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm, #240732
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


CHECK MATE -


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm, #225767
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172051
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236622
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am, #236609
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am, #236606
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm, #193930
My mom never could understand normal thinking


DAD, WHAT'S GAY? -




DANCING - NO DAD! -




MY DAD BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Dad used to be a rockstar. He lived the wild life, until one day a groupie wouldn't abort.




tucked in -


TAGS: bed daddy
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 17, 2013, 3:12 pm, #250471
GEE ZUES KEY RICED!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm, #250418

That is creepy as F.
Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:01 pm, #250414
Mother*&^%#...
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 4:58 am, #250390
whoa - great bedtime story for the grand kid5
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:34 am, #250389
That just made the little hairs on my neck stand up! Very nice Sho, 5 spooky lions


Killing Fields -




LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm, #217778
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm, #217775
Nice. 5L


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am, #246210
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




DADDY'S GIRLS -




HERE'S THE DEAL, SON... - You clean your room, mow the grass and wash my car, and I won't tell your Mother how her favorite vase got broken.




FUN WITH PARANOIA -


TAGS: calendar fun daddy issues weird
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 5:10 am, #229967
Love the 'so vain' line! 5L


THE DOG - Is planning to shit on something precious to you right now...




OH, SNAP! - I REALLY HOPE THAT WAS A FART




2012 ! - WOW, I Bet Ya There's No Wars Or Hunger ?


TAGS: dad
Rating: 4.42/5

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Zetmonk - May 21, 2012, 7:26 am, #234915
Now that's demotivational, ladies and gentlemen.


TEAR GAS -


TAGS: febchallenge tear gas dad s promise
Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:03 pm, #160315
HA!


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am, #194422
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am, #194421
Very demotivational. 5L


ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.


TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.63/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am, #147376
I like it!


CHAOS -




FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE - My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',Which is probably why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.




JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




BREAST FEEDING -


TAGS: look dad competition
Rating: 4.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:05 am, #195332
Classic. Absolutely Classic. Random idea for Mr. Motifake. 'Featured Friday' with the top voted posters of the week. Get gems like this more in front of people so they can go to the hall of fame.
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:48 pm, #195240
it will either stop him smoking or get him addicted. 5l's
rerun - September 23, 2010, 8:46 pm, #195210

One taste like stale cigar, other one like stale beer....but only when Uncle Steve is visiting
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:44 pm, #195208
HA! little buggers is gona get hooked by second hand


POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime




MAGIC - peek a boo Just as amazing as actually disapearing




EPIC FAITH -


TAGS: ronsart tribute daddys home ychos gets props
Rating: 3.83/5

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phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:17 pm, #160230
Time for the ban hammer.....why do we suffer such fools as bombers?!?!
ronsart - February 22, 2010, 10:11 pm, #160225
*heart skips a beat* (not good for this ole man...lol) WOW! A humble thanks...just amesome! Sorry my enemies (more than anyone here) will keep voting this down, but still a great example of your talent and continue surprises of genius. A classic forever!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:46 pm, #160158
d*** you AGGY!! I'll do your tribute next!! You 1L bombing rat bastard!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:45 pm, #160157

OK, I pick you. No what?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:42 pm, #160155
Is it me? I hope it's me.... OOOOOOH! Pick me!!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:38 pm, #160154

we have a new 1L bomber
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:37 pm, #160153
who did you piss off? why is this rated so low?


DAD'S LAPTOP - Has a 1 gig hard drive.


TAGS: laptop cpu dad
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:19 pm, #249073
Well, they're ahead of 5chedule, lol! My dad's IBM from the 1980s was loud, slow and heated up the room. Still works today when you press on.... my laptop I bought two years ago lasted a year and a half.
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm, #209685
@ John r, LOL!!!
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm, #209684
@ John r, LOL!!!
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209682
My first computer with a hard drive had a 40 MB hard drive! The thing in the picture is bogus by the way. Google "Rand Corporation home computer" for the whole story.
John R - June 10, 2010, 6:40 am, #179757
My only question, is why does is have a steering wheel?
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm, #153322
Yammerheads?
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 1:28 pm, #153271
Hey...I spend half my day debugging FORTRAN for yammerheads...sheesh...
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:38 am, #153227
That's what she said!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:24 am, #153221
*pssst* it's a double 5 1/4" floppy
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am, #153218
Fortran! LOL! That thing would have been lucky to have 256MB hard drive! Freaking amsome what they thought the future would be like 56 years ago!


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125880
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125879
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm, #125877

they need Guiness for that


CHRISTMAS TREE - Where we go to find dad Christmas Morning.




DAD - He wonders why his kids treat him like an ATM.


TAGS: dad
Rating: 1.57/5

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STP - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am, #188331
I have a feeling those bills are just replicas, but the picture ain't high-quality enough to check the serial numbers to see if they match.


THE BEST THINGS -


TAGS: dad son h** springs buchwald
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 6, 2012, 3:18 pm, #240430
.....Or old and know you are
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:10 pm, #240429
When Your Young And Think Your Free Ha .


STRAY THOUGHTS -


TAGS: are you my daddy only you can change the world
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 8, 2012, 1:01 pm, #239030
I still ask, but I get no answer...maybe this is the answer... wb V


Patience -


TAGS: serendipity dadgummit
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 8, 2014, 3:08 pm, #256942
Some. Not a lot of stupidity 'round here, is there?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:29 pm, #256904

LOL'D....HARD! i wonder how many of them got it.


Welcome to America -


TAGS: skedaddle bounce vamoose ondalay jet
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:53 am, #255549

LOL...nailed it


Last One . -




Happy Father's Day Dad . -




Discovery thru experience -


TAGS: that dad was pretty wise
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:35 pm, #253639
Nice...5L nice!


UNKNOWN -


TAGS: step dad not the same
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2012, 3:45 pm, #240091

wow....5+++++


date training -


TAGS: dadd
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:13 pm, #254111
No grandchildren for you!
demon001 - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am, #254099
Check out #171042
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:37 pm, #254087

reminds me on the for***** on the night my daughter was conceived.


probability -


TAGS: dad
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2013, 10:14 pm, #245416
It's he and his wife's private business, and not really available for your smutty speculations.
Silverheart - April 29, 2013, 3:14 pm, #245412
I actually knew a guy that oblivious. He and his wife are both very fair skinned, white people. Their 2nd child, was a very mocha color. He was either truly VERY oblivious, or in denial about the possibility of his wife cheating on him...
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:41 am, #245403
what is obvious is that this is TV, not reality, scripted, and people watch it thinking it is actually "real." What is obvious is not necessarily... obvious.


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